

Rodrigo: Well, yeah, I just thought we had a moment. I think boots should come in pairs, like people. Rodrigo: Join me, Vanessa, and together we will take over the world. Vanessa: Oh, would you get off that? Making matching boots is normal! You with the one boot, that's what's crazy! Doofenshmirtz, I'm going to manipulate your propellers at precise angles and literally tear the Tri-State Area apart!ĭoofenshmirtz: But, hey, dummy, if you destroy the Tri-State Area, what will you have left to take over? Hmm?ĭoofenshmirtz: (gasps) Take over the world?! That's crazy! That's almost left-boot-trap crazy! Doofenshmirtz used earlier.) You see, Dr. Rodrigo: (Explains his plan using the blackboard that Dr. Doofenshmirtz but couldn't because she is wearing Perry's initial trap, which is the boot-like trap.) Oh, you have got to be kidding me! Vanessa: Dad, look out! (She tries to help Dr. Phineas: Only for the next couple of hours, 'cause I know what we're gonna do today! Hey, maybe Perry wants to be on our team? (a close-up on Perry's indentation in the grass with dramatic music) Phineas: How about Football X-7 rules? (a close-up on a house with dramatic music, then Phineas and Ferb move with only their eyes and noses showing)īeckham (blond): Football X-7? But that's only theoretical. (a close-up on Ferb's eyes with dramatic music) So, how should we play? Playground rules? Isabella: Yeah, I once saw Ferb play an entire game of soccer using a pumpkin! And he didn't even break it! To this day, his motivation for doing so remains shrouded in mystery.īeckham (blond): Well, if you're all such crackin' footballers, we challenge you and your friends to a football match.

And I must say, we're pretty bold ourselves, but Ferb, he's the real master. Phineas: Actually, there's no one who loves soccer more than Ferb. (a close-up on the soccer ball with dramatic music in the background)īuford: You dweebs! That's a soccer ball! This is a football! (a close-up on the football with dramatic music in the background)įerb: (he is about to speak, but is cut off by Phineas) I'll bet you don't even play football anymore. (Isabella slaps him) Whoa! Thanks, Isabella.īeckham (blond): Apparently not. and temperature is the perfect balmy 75°. Isabella pulls Baljeet Baljeet, focus! Come back.īaljeet: I have never gone so far into deep dull before. Spirals from in Baljeet's eyes and the background turns grey Phineas: Did you know that while meteorologists used millibars to chart atmospheric pressure, a barometer has a second scale or ring which reads in hectopascals? Of course, it doesn't matter what measure you choose when your barometer doesn't have its sensory range factory set. Although, it would be interesting to take an exact barometric reading. Phineas: You know, I was just telling to Ferb that the atmosphere pressure seems a bit low today which would suggest cloudy skies, yet is completely sunny.
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See if you can do anything.īaljeet: Oh, I speak boring! And getting your Whittling patch is so exciting! Isabella: (gasps) This can't be happening! Baljeet, you speak boring. Phineas: What color paint? Can it be beige? (Phineas talking in the background) Oh, but we do already have one paint color for today, a second might be a little, self indulging. Isabella: Guys, what would you rather do? Watch paint dry or lasso wild dolphins and ride em' across the high seas!? Phineas: "Lawn gnome beach party of taffeta." Make a note of that.Ĭandace: I'm calling Mom! And I am not using the banana this time! Phineas: Dad, you might wanna wipe the Queen off your face.īaljeet: I, too, feel a certain element of kebabism.įerb: Definitely the Giant Floating Baby Head.īuford: I am to metaphor cheese as metaphor cheese is to transitive verb crackers.Ĭandace: I just discovered why cows and frogs don't date. Linda: I'll be in the dairy section if you wanna come yell at some cheese. Phineas: What? You think we should have more Bulgarian folk-related elements? Linda: It looks a little like a rhesus monkey wearing a powdered wig. Isabella: Stickiness is the most underrated of all the -nesses.īuford: I knew I shoulda gotten a downpayment on the elephants. Stanky Dog: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! IT'S GNOME-AGEDDON!!! like men.Ĭandace: (in Perry's body) Am I sweating milk?!įuture Candace: Gotta go, Stacy. Phineas: Nothing says mother's love like a giant robotic platypus butt.Ĭandace: Why am I wearing a turtle on my head?īuford: I wanna float around. Phineas: Wait a minute! I just remembered some ! 32 Phineas and Ferb and the Temple of Juatchadoon.18 Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension.
